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Roarkin' the Hammock

by R♥rity

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We brought a tree on board the Noble Jury Ebon trimmed the branches, cleared them away Josho's making fun of Eagle Eye as he makes ornaments And Belle is helping Kera set the star But me, I sit back in the corner, watch it all unfold I'm content with watching their joy I hardly notice when somepony sits beside me Until she lets her side lean into mine I want a metal mare for Hearth's Warming Eve And I know just the gal and she's Searonese No, I don't care if she got dents in her chassis 'Cause I know this metal mare is right for... right for me I want to lay me down beside her Snuggle with her in my hammock We'll hold each other tight and all throughout the night It swings and sways before we get to sleep I know my heart was once with another But now she's gone and I've moved on And even though this metal mare can be a friggin dork I can't imagine anypony else for me but Roarke I want a metal mare for Hearth's Warming Eve And I know just the gal and she's Searonese No, I don't care if she got dents in her chassis 'Cause I know this metal mare is right for... right for me I want a metal mare for Hearth's Warming Eve And I know just the gal and she's Searonese No, I don't care if she got dents in her chassis 'Cause I know this metal mare is right for... right for me But nowadays she's so far away And in the sky, we don't even see the same moon So on this Hearth's Warming Eve and even with my friends with me I miss that mare with all my heart, I guess there's always Chanroarkeh I want a metal mare for Hearth's Warming Eve And I know just the gal and she's Searonese No, I don't care if she got dents in her chassis 'Cause I know this metal mare is right for... right for me I want a metal mare to live with and grow old And I know just the gal and she's from Searo's Hold And if I could call all this off and be back by her side Well, I'd do it in an instant... but I can't
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Take a look at everything around you All the smells that surely will astound you Open up your heart, it will surround you In the magic of Hearth's Warming Eve The little things that make it better Little ponies spreading cheer Give a toy, a hug, a sweater Memories that last all year The present's always filled with presents Large, medium, and small Sometimes the most important things Aren't very big at all What a party, there's so much to see here Can't believe you didn't want to be here You'd have had a blast, I guarantee here This is the spirit of Hearth's Warming Eve Cider's flowing, this is living Come on and feel the beat Life is better when you're giving Each time you do it feels so sweet The present's always filled with presents So come on, open your eyes Spend time with ponies just like you And watch your spirits rise The present's always filled with presents Take a look around The reason for the holiday Is quite easily found Yes, the reason for the holiday Is quite easily found And the reason is to be with your friends
3.
September girls do so much I was your butch, and you were touched I loved you, well, nevermind I've been crying all the time December girls got it bad December girls got it bad September girls, I don't know why How can I deny what's inside? Even though I'll keep away They will love all our days December girls got it bad December girls got it bad When I get to bed late at night That's the time she makes things right Oh, when she lies next to me September girls do so much I was your butch, and you were touched I loved you, well, nevermind I've been crying all the time December girls got it bad December girls got it bad December girls got it bad, ooh

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As the seasons are changing and I got my winter fashions all completed just in time, I figured I might as well use my spare time to record a few songs in my home studio for all of you—and just in time for the winter solstice, no less. The discerning ear will note that holidays are a prominent theme in these songs, in addition to horses, lesbians, and horse lesbians. I do hope you enjoy listening to these three selections as much as I enjoyed making them!

With love,
R♥rity

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released December 21, 2017

All instruments and vocals performed and recorded by R♥rity.

Roarke and the Austraeoh story created and written by Imploding Colon.

Artwork by the infallible Zaponator. Isn't it lovely?

Release title courtesy of, you guessed it, FloydienSlip.

"Jingle Belle Roarke" written by R♥rity.

"Pinkie's Present" originally written by Daniel Ingram and performed by Pinkie Pie.

"September Gurls" originally written and performed by Big Star.

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